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remember when icarly was still airing
let it go freddy
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whats europe’s favorite boardgame?
czechers
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hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
who
FUCK
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A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts
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“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”
in love with this
God damn amazing book(via candytocondoms)
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One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
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you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
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my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
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